"OMG She's whipping him with a slim jim!"
"Go, beef stick, GO!"
"He's gunna kill her you know?"
"How entertaining!"
"You're not helping, Zach..."
"Here, Jess, Lemme help!!"
"....Oi."

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"So...Lemme get this straight...We run to the quad when theres a fire?"
"Yes."
"Why the HELL would you do that?"
"So you can get SURROUNDED by flames and then burned alive."
"SOME lucky people get to go to the parking lots."
"...I hate this school."
"They're geniuses. Honestly."

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"GUYS! Did you see the streakers?!"
"YEAH! One ran right by here!!"
"I tried to slap him on the ASS!"
"...And you wonder why people think you're gay."
"No, actually. I dont."
"That a'boy."

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"Do you guys believe in Santa?"
"No."
"But why?! I see him every day! On his little golf cart with his aviator glasses!"
"...That the JANITOR."
"Maybe Santa is under COVER. Duh. He is always watching. Even when you're in the shower."
"Ewwwww..."
"Would that mean Santa is in cahoots with the flower lady?"
"EWWWW!"

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THIS. Is what goes on during lunch at my school. xD These are every day conversations. Theres more than two people talking in each one. Theres five of us in all. And we make the STUPIDEST group of people you'll ever meet. xD And TWO of us are gunna be the head of a CLUB next near. God, that'll be GREAT.

On a lighter note.
XEMA and KILLI's babies are supposed to be born today!!!! :0000